DreGGs ([info]nowinc) wrote,
2005-08-24 15:36:00
  • Mood: sleepy
  • Music: Avril Lavigne - Sk8ter Girl

RANDOM!!!

This post will make little or no sence to anyone really..but its been so fucking long since my last update, and I have a LOT on my mind . My wonderfull girlfriend Laura knows the kinda shit ive been meaning to post..and I'll get to that stuff..eventually. But for right now...randomness...

So...who am I? According to my spam/junk mail folders::

I am a balding viagra needing perscription addict with a small dick in need of enlargment thru the means of either natural medication or thru mechanical devices with a fetish for fucking animals which has exposed my deep hidden secret that I have genital herpies and wight loss issues and am in constant fear of menopause, and apparently I've won not only several trips to various worldwide destinations, but around 50 iPods and other wonderfull electronic devices not limited to xbox's and TVs..and there are tons of hot women waiting to have sex with me RIGHT NOW! Oh, and Im also unhappy with my breast size :( .

A wise woman once told me that If i want anyone to read my Livejournal posts, that I need to upload a pic with it...so here..
PEE!!

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  • 8 comments

[info]hardorepunk17

August 24 2005, 13:20:56 UTC 6 years ago

haha thats great, dude i havent heard from you in a long time mam. we need to chill sometime. and it would suck to have to wait til the powerman show to do so. you have my number man and your not that far.

[info]nowinc

August 24 2005, 13:28:36 UTC 6 years ago

True...Ive been so fucking busy lately its not even funny..but i'll try and make some time for ya frodo

[info]slipinaassembly

August 24 2005, 13:23:32 UTC 6 years ago

not true. i read it . ..without even looking at the picture .

but thats pretty funny!

[info]deadstardro

August 25 2005, 12:40:51 UTC 6 years ago

I wasn't going to read it until I saw the picture.

[info]xtrishyx

August 24 2005, 13:59:48 UTC 6 years ago

Yeah my penis needs to be enlarged. I keep winning chocolate and cameras. There are hot swingers waiting to meet me and there are "exciting things going on at egay.com"

Sheesh...makes me almost ashamed to be going into advertising.

[info]rosetheconfused

August 24 2005, 16:27:06 UTC 6 years ago

you know.. I really didnt expect you to remember me at the 2nd show since we didnt really talk at don hills. But since you randomly remembered me more than anyone else, I give you mad props for randomness :)

[info]pplequalshit

August 24 2005, 19:36:17 UTC 6 years ago

*Slaps knee*

[info]pyroraven

August 25 2005, 07:25:08 UTC 6 years ago

What, no sparkles and shiney things? What the hell kind of attention-grabber is that?

Nice *confession* there, btw.
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